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good things that have already happened on my birthday

created Friday, November 4th, 2005 2:42:59pm

- woke up to a beautiful wife next to me
- hot shower sex (and I'm not talking about the water temp)
- eggs over easy
- blue skies and 70
- many friends saying hi
- Tomlinson resigned! <-- he's a fuck head
- bowling lebowski plans for this eve

and #1 so far...

cnn.com displays image of chavez and top soccer player on front page
of website with t-shirt showing bush's face and the words "WAR
CRIMINAL" above and below as tens of thousands in Argentina protest
like the mother fuckin heads they are!

FUCK YEAH.  good morning world!  I know you're fucked up and this gash
I have won't go away.  Fuck I wouldn't change a thing today.  At least
for this one moment...

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