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Politics makes strange...Just fuck me.

created Thursday, August 18th, 2005 5:16:54pm

It's enough to send me into paroxysms of pain listening to the droll 
observations. That dripping sound you hear, sir, is my brain, 
coalescing in a puddle at my feet. You speak in garbled tongues, 
sounding ever so important, and yet the factual and analytical 
component of your oratory is almost utterly bullshit. You're a spin 
doctor, and I don't like it.

Now, that being said, would you like to sleep with me? I do, after 
all, despise you...

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