Fire Alarms eat cock

created Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 5:00:18pm

[INCREDIBLY LOUD BACKGROUND NOISE]

"Uhh...yeah, there seems to be..."

"An alarm problem? Yes, we've got somebody on their way as soon as 
possible."

"Like...when?"

"They said they should be there around 5."

"What's wrong?"

[pause for effect]

"There's an alarm going off."

"But don't you know what it's for?"

"Yes, to tell us something needs to be examined by a qualified 
individual, who is on his way."

"But don't YOU know?"

"Yes, I do, but if I told you I'd have to kill you."

"WHAT?!"

"It's a joke - I have no idea, I'm sitting behind a desk right now. 
Do you see any flames or anything?"

"No."

"No smoke?"

"No."

"Is anyone running around screaming or anything?"

"No."

"Then please just sit tight, OK?"

"Well, fine, but I don't think I have to put up with this."

"Yeah, either do I. Thanks!"

[CLICK]

[Breathe, relax, breathe, relax...]

[RING]

[INCREDIBLY LOUD BACKGROUND NOISE]

"Uhh...yeah, there seems to be..."

"An alarm problem? Yes, we've got somebody on their way as soon as 
possible."

"Like...when?"

"They said they should be there around 5."

"What's wrong?"

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