Ballistic Helmet
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I, Balletomane.
RANTS BROKEN. NO USE.
the rants page is here. feel free to spew diarrhea from your mouth onto this. feel free to lick the spewed diarrhea of others. it's a write-once, edit-never, read-always format. anonymous too. so have fun.
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| Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 6:35:11pm | he loves myself |
| Thursday, June 29th, 2006 9:31:12pm | Read DAWN by ELIE WIESEL |
| Sunday, June 4th, 2006 9:46:32pm | he said... |
| Friday, May 19th, 2006 10:16:35pm | Name that announcer |
| Sunday, May 7th, 2006 10:11:01pm | [no title] |
| Friday, May 5th, 2006 2:14:16pm | [no title] |
| Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 4:57:33pm | four days after the day before friday... |
| Saturday, April 8th, 2006 10:54:30pm | [no title] |
| Friday, April 7th, 2006 1:45:40pm | in the bath |
| Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 3:07:34pm | Ruminations on a future quintuple-murder-suicide |
| Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 2:47:03pm | Me and Kurt |
| Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 1:55:42pm | Failure |
| Monday, February 20th, 2006 1:04:08pm | How to celbrate Presidents Day |
| Sunday, February 19th, 2006 10:50:14am | American Wisdom |
| Sunday, February 19th, 2006 10:49:28am | American Wisdom |
| Friday, February 10th, 2006 8:20:23pm | Gnaw at my brain |
| Monday, January 30th, 2006 8:54:58pm | re: re: Why am i poor |
| Saturday, January 28th, 2006 1:45:40am | re: Why am i poor |
| Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 12:31:53pm | why am i poor |
| Monday, January 16th, 2006 10:31:11am | thanks, google... |
| Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 8:12:29pm | disturbing baby |
| Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 8:12:03pm | disturbing baby |
| Sunday, January 8th, 2006 6:44:56pm | [no title] |
| Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 7:49:35pm | On why I'm giving up |
| Wednesday, December 28th, 2005 6:36:28pm | Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs |
| Sunday, December 18th, 2005 9:32:32pm | re: Merry Christmas! |
| Saturday, December 17th, 2005 2:45:21pm | Merry Christmas! |
| Sunday, December 4th, 2005 11:25:45am | Wave of the Future |
| Friday, December 2nd, 2005 5:35:31pm | Goddamn Peace |
| Thursday, November 24th, 2005 5:15:11pm | Happy Thanksgiving! |
| Friday, November 18th, 2005 2:17:25pm | broadcast |
| Wednesday, November 16th, 2005 2:56:45pm | Avian Bird flu that you catch from flying birds with wings and beaks |
| Monday, November 14th, 2005 9:26:58pm | in the future |
| Wednesday, November 9th, 2005 11:43:50am | You Poor Things |
| Wednesday, November 9th, 2005 11:43:33am | [no title] |
| Monday, November 7th, 2005 4:06:56pm | peanut butter |
| Friday, November 4th, 2005 2:42:59pm | good things that have already happened on my birthday |
| Friday, November 4th, 2005 12:29:10pm | chemical effects |
| Thursday, November 3rd, 2005 1:37:29pm | What the... |
| Friday, October 28th, 2005 8:28:28pm | Gawdofful |
| Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 5:16:46pm | old yeller |
| Sunday, October 23rd, 2005 6:18:37pm | re: DN! |
| Thursday, October 20th, 2005 7:12:23pm | alternet |
| Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 6:56:39pm | DN! |
| Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 1:16:17pm | re: all this talk |
| Friday, October 7th, 2005 8:52:12pm | all this talk |
| Friday, October 7th, 2005 8:34:23pm | feeling ironic |
| Friday, October 7th, 2005 12:08:30pm | What's the secret? |
| Wednesday, October 5th, 2005 7:56:05pm | answer |
| Wednesday, October 5th, 2005 7:26:22pm | ruminating over vermicelli |
| Wednesday, October 5th, 2005 6:16:51pm | The Game |
| Sunday, October 2nd, 2005 6:10:23pm | Autodidacticism |
| Sunday, October 2nd, 2005 1:34:20am | minutiae, or why the world is round. |
| Sunday, October 2nd, 2005 1:31:56am | minutiae, or why the world is round. |
| Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 7:58:06pm | disappeared |
| Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 9:57:38pm | re: where you at, heads? |
| Monday, September 26th, 2005 8:51:22pm | where you at, heads? |
| Tuesday, September 13th, 2005 10:14:46pm | Probablism |
| Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 12:59:32am | Looking for Katrina survivor |
| Thursday, September 1st, 2005 11:02:48am | Bush tells victims "A lot of help coming" |
| Sunday, August 28th, 2005 1:37:15pm | Personality Test |
| Monday, August 22nd, 2005 10:04:31pm | Eat my spam |
| Thursday, August 18th, 2005 5:16:54pm | Politics makes strange...Just fuck me. |
| Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 5:00:18pm | Fire Alarms eat cock |
| Tuesday, August 9th, 2005 10:11:08pm | on the way home |
| Monday, August 8th, 2005 9:41:34am | advertising |
| Friday, August 5th, 2005 9:45:30pm | Sad Singles Shopping Hour |
| Monday, August 1st, 2005 11:11:15pm | RE:Fakers anonymous |
| Monday, August 1st, 2005 6:44:45pm | Fakers anonymous |
| Monday, August 1st, 2005 1:58:55am | faking sick |
| Sunday, July 31st, 2005 8:59:41pm | Fozzy loves money |
| Saturday, July 30th, 2005 9:45:28pm | i like having control. |
| Saturday, July 30th, 2005 5:40:32pm | Elvira be damned! |
| Monday, July 25th, 2005 1:35:22am | Conservation, yes or no. Let the Asparagus Decide. |
| Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 5:25:33pm | Pilates for America! |
| Tuesday, July 19th, 2005 11:24:03pm | Humor escapes me |
| Tuesday, July 19th, 2005 10:57:53am | I strongly disagree |
| Monday, July 18th, 2005 1:40:00pm | You're all just lazy |
| Wednesday, July 13th, 2005 10:29:43pm | the cruise |
| Wednesday, July 13th, 2005 10:24:36am | Comedic Revolution |
| Wednesday, July 13th, 2005 10:22:13am | Quit it |
| Monday, July 11th, 2005 9:35:41pm | Hey |
| Sunday, July 10th, 2005 12:42:26am | Good lord |
| Saturday, July 9th, 2005 1:02:30pm | [no title] |
| Friday, July 8th, 2005 11:52:34am | Vote Nadir |
| Thursday, July 7th, 2005 4:31:21pm | RE: No Title |
| Thursday, July 7th, 2005 12:58:53am | [no title] |
| Wednesday, July 6th, 2005 7:44:46pm | The Death of Creativity |
| Friday, July 1st, 2005 10:46:20am | Temporal Genius |
| Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 11:57:21am | AggroCrag |
| Saturday, June 25th, 2005 8:17:41pm | Nil |
| Friday, June 24th, 2005 4:28:57pm | UVMDUDEMAN WILL STILL KICK YOUR ASS |
| Friday, June 24th, 2005 10:23:41am | Sad on a sunny day |
| Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 1:00:31pm | The Kid in the Well |
| Monday, June 20th, 2005 1:12:01pm | Only funny for about a week |
| Friday, June 17th, 2005 3:52:15pm | spoiler |
| Friday, June 17th, 2005 11:55:09am | How would you pronounce it? |
| Thursday, June 16th, 2005 8:04:33pm | re: soft |
| Thursday, June 16th, 2005 4:24:44pm | soft |
| Thursday, June 16th, 2005 10:14:41am | The funny thing to me |
| Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 5:56:03pm | Generalized Median Rant Catalog Summation... |
| Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 3:20:46pm | This is my rant |
| Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 9:07:00pm | it's not a rant. |
| Monday, June 13th, 2005 1:52:34pm | contact us |
| Wednesday, June 8th, 2005 4:36:38pm | [no title] |
| Wednesday, June 8th, 2005 4:35:29pm | How can I contact Ballistic Helmut.org? |
| Saturday, June 4th, 2005 2:51:01pm | ANNOYING PEOPLE |
| Saturday, June 4th, 2005 2:50:51pm | [no title] |
| Friday, June 3rd, 2005 8:10:30pm | re: me can't speak good |
| Friday, June 3rd, 2005 9:39:06am | Dammit, Noam! |
| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 11:58:35pm | Me can't speak good |
| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 1:47:52pm | Move over, move over |
| Wednesday, June 1st, 2005 10:22:36pm | Is everyone just humoring me? |
| Wednesday, June 1st, 2005 1:35:04pm | re: I liek pokemon |
| Wednesday, June 1st, 2005 9:45:52am | Brow of the world |
| Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 2:15:07pm | Living the Dream |
| Monday, May 30th, 2005 1:29:47pm | Pardon Me |
| Saturday, May 28th, 2005 10:22:08pm | Egg sac |
| Friday, May 27th, 2005 12:25:26am | Bleeding eyes |
| Thursday, May 26th, 2005 11:57:15pm | This is your father |
| Thursday, May 26th, 2005 2:41:46pm | spam |
| Thursday, May 26th, 2005 1:40:02pm | Muy Defensivo |
| Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 4:59:09pm | One Half Hour |
| Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 4:58:29pm | Consonant to Vowel Ratios |
| Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 2:04:09pm | Oh how I love thee |
| Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 12:56:30am | Wheat or White |
| Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 12:45:10am | Wheat or White |
| Tuesday, May 24th, 2005 9:35:38pm | 2 Songs |
| Monday, May 23rd, 2005 3:49:33pm | Parents |
| Monday, May 23rd, 2005 1:34:22pm | MuthaFucking & $*% & ^ Asshole! |
| Friday, May 20th, 2005 2:24:45pm | So that's why I got into podiatry. |
| Friday, May 20th, 2005 2:17:55pm | Har De Har |
| Friday, May 20th, 2005 10:00:05am | Vaseline |
| Thursday, May 19th, 2005 8:04:05pm | a rant |
| Thursday, May 19th, 2005 4:05:46pm | actually |
| Thursday, May 19th, 2005 4:04:42pm | Really? |
| Thursday, May 19th, 2005 2:19:36pm | Oh for FUCK'S SAKE |
| Thursday, May 19th, 2005 12:16:21pm | Re: "RE: Re: 2 cents, please" |
| Thursday, May 19th, 2005 11:37:51am | Preaching to the converted |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 7:11:00pm | RE: Re: 2 cents, please |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 12:01:56pm | Re: 2 cents, please |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 10:54:35am | 2 cents, please |
| Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 1:52:31pm | [no title] |
| Monday, May 16th, 2005 10:26:31am | On Demand |
| Friday, May 13th, 2005 3:01:01pm | ARGH |
| Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 12:39:39pm | Realtiy TV |
| Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 12:13:36pm | suspicious |
| Thursday, May 5th, 2005 4:03:58pm | Don't videotape me |
| Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005 9:07:53pm | the good ol' days |
| Saturday, April 30th, 2005 4:50:21am | A serious rant |
| Friday, April 29th, 2005 8:46:43pm | A serious rant |
| Friday, April 29th, 2005 8:31:16pm | What's it like to be 24 and insane? |
| Wednesday, April 27th, 2005 7:24:43pm | social illfare? |
| Wednesday, April 27th, 2005 12:43:06pm | Spring Cleaning |
| Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 11:50:46pm | your chum intelligent laborer |
| Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 4:53:59pm | Scorpio |
| Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 4:52:54pm | The spirits are sending you a message... |
| Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 1:35:07pm | L U S T F O R Y O U |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 9:45:30pm | China Unicom Vice GM Gets Death For Corruption |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 5:42:41pm | MY honest truth |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 5:11:02pm | My Honest Truth |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 3:13:12pm | The Honest Truth |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 1:08:49pm | re: Re: Eighties movies teach you your class enemies |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 1:05:17pm | re: Re: Eighties movies teach you your class enemies |
| Monday, April 25th, 2005 10:34:27am | Re: Eighties movies teach you your class enemies |
| Friday, April 22nd, 2005 9:08:37pm | Eighties movies teach you your class enemies |
| Friday, April 22nd, 2005 6:48:16pm | don't barf parker |
| Friday, April 22nd, 2005 1:08:14pm | dicks |
| Thursday, April 21st, 2005 1:33:02pm | re: Dear Cousin Larry, |
| Wednesday, April 20th, 2005 8:49:16pm | death |
| Wednesday, April 20th, 2005 3:01:07pm | Dear Cousin Larry, |
| Wednesday, April 20th, 2005 2:18:08pm | park, disc, norml |
| Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 11:06:56pm | All I hear from her are rants. |
| Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 9:33:33am | The bar is closing |
| Friday, April 15th, 2005 6:33:50pm | [no title] |
| Friday, April 15th, 2005 5:29:38pm | Holy Shit!... It's a Wholphin |
| Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 9:58:20pm | Maybe I'm expecting too much here... |
| Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 3:27:38pm | re: [no title] (reprise) |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 8:19:28pm | re: [no title] |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 7:38:32pm | When Everything Gets Under Your Skin |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 5:45:26pm | [no title] |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 3:27:32pm | [no title] |
| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 8:52:59pm | re: Wednesday, April 6 [no title] |
| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 6:50:43pm | Give me 12 McGriddles to go, and hurry the f*** up |
| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 4:18:16pm | April Fool's Day was LAST Friday. |
| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 10:32:11am | As of May 1st 2005, the following rant did not happen |
| Thursday, April 7th, 2005 12:16:31pm | RE:[No Title] |
| Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 10:08:58am | [no title] |
| Thursday, March 31st, 2005 11:23:10pm | [no title] |
| Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 6:33:27pm | Are you talking to me? |
| Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 4:39:59pm | Why you are dumb. |
| Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 10:23:28am | Lifestyle Choices. |
| Monday, March 28th, 2005 9:20:20pm | chris mac murray in full effect, when im pickin up mikes, sukkas get wreked |
| Monday, March 28th, 2005 5:48:28pm | 100% FAT FREE Pure Lard!...America's healthy choice! |
| Monday, March 28th, 2005 8:38:59am | logician's delight |
| Monday, March 28th, 2005 8:37:27am | Re: Like little Neros |
| Saturday, March 26th, 2005 2:22:44am | Like little Neros |
| Saturday, March 26th, 2005 12:03:00am | I met God one day. |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 11:35:33pm | (Ahh...Sigh...) |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 8:36:39pm | Adorno |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 6:37:37pm | The ways of the Wild Wild West |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 1:34:41pm | [no title] |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 2:35:32am | Polls |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 1:37:00am | Dirty Religion- TAKE 2 |
| Friday, March 25th, 2005 1:21:29am | Story: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese land |
| Thursday, March 24th, 2005 1:58:12pm | I've got the formula. |
| Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005 2:08:10pm | [no title] |
| Friday, March 18th, 2005 7:43:45pm | take two |
| Thursday, March 17th, 2005 7:28:32pm | when you're right, you're right |
| Thursday, March 17th, 2005 4:50:37pm | I'm moving to North Carolina |
| Thursday, March 17th, 2005 1:16:30pm | fuck yeah |
| Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 11:05:45am | Dirty religion |
| Monday, March 14th, 2005 6:18:50pm | and at the end of the day... |
| Monday, March 14th, 2005 11:42:21am | I can't write a rant |
| Monday, March 14th, 2005 11:22:30am | I can't write a rant |
| Wednesday, March 9th, 2005 10:28:41pm | just when I thought things had changed... |
| Tuesday, March 8th, 2005 5:17:28pm | ...off to the psych ward [was "re: and before I went to sleep"] |
| Monday, March 7th, 2005 11:13:48pm | the gaining and losing of friends: an erotic journey from milan to minsk |
| Monday, March 7th, 2005 1:11:56pm | re: on suddenly recovering t.v. reception |
| Sunday, March 6th, 2005 8:59:00pm | on suddenly recovering t.v. reception |
| Saturday, March 5th, 2005 10:29:04am | being a good person means having a clean asshole |
| Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 4:56:55pm | 6 Images of Madrid |
| Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 2:20:20pm | re: and before I went to sleep |
| Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005 8:33:51pm | and before I went to sleep |
| Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005 6:32:50pm | lame |
| Monday, February 28th, 2005 9:19:27pm | users |
| Sunday, February 27th, 2005 7:28:59pm | Re: "re:" |
| Saturday, February 26th, 2005 7:27:23pm | re: re: re: re: re: re: irritants |
| Saturday, February 26th, 2005 7:26:29pm | re: re: re: re: re: irritants |
| Saturday, February 26th, 2005 7:25:44pm | re: re: re: re: irritants |
| Thursday, February 24th, 2005 1:12:16pm | re: re: re: irritants |
| Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 10:00:43am | re: re: irritants |
| Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 12:28:56am | re: irritants |
| Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005 8:45:03pm | random |
| Monday, February 21st, 2005 5:29:08pm | irritants |
| Saturday, February 19th, 2005 11:48:21am | the problems with post-fetal pre-adults |
| Friday, February 18th, 2005 12:39:23am | love postcard |
| Thursday, February 17th, 2005 10:29:05pm | smells like pussy, tastes like nuts |
| Thursday, February 17th, 2005 10:23:46pm | re: one eyebrow |
| Thursday, February 17th, 2005 7:43:37pm | re: one eyebrow |
| Thursday, February 17th, 2005 4:52:02pm | One Eyebrow |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 8:11:38pm | not meant for public eyes? |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 8:02:47pm | liberal education |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 7:49:30pm | re: Mind Meld |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 7:09:36pm | It's not what you think it is. |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 1:57:10pm | FYI |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 10:29:56am | Mind Meld |
| Tuesday, February 15th, 2005 2:16:07pm | Re: Proofreading |
| Monday, February 14th, 2005 11:29:49pm | Proof reading |
| Monday, February 14th, 2005 11:26:40pm | I'm an idea man |
| Monday, February 14th, 2005 4:56:55pm | re: [no title] |
| Monday, February 14th, 2005 1:19:19pm | [no title] |
| Friday, February 11th, 2005 9:30:03pm | scat play |
| Friday, February 11th, 2005 11:45:00am | God, Bless America |
| Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 7:21:45pm | Foster, You're Dead |
| Saturday, February 5th, 2005 8:24:10pm | creationist researchers, unite! |
| Saturday, February 5th, 2005 12:56:20pm | verbal masturbation after coffee. |
| Friday, February 4th, 2005 9:01:13pm | surf nazis |
| Friday, February 4th, 2005 7:05:32pm | you are pretty |
| Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 11:59:25am | Happy Groundhog Day! |
| Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 11:54:07am | re: beliefs that sent my first son to war |
| Tuesday, February 1st, 2005 4:15:03pm | Toxic Openness |
| Tuesday, February 1st, 2005 11:05:59am | Beliefs that sent my first son to war. |
| Saturday, January 29th, 2005 2:42:31pm | GW |
| Saturday, January 29th, 2005 2:14:03pm | a recipe, devoid of any metaphorical value. |
| Saturday, January 29th, 2005 2:08:09pm | GW |
| Friday, January 28th, 2005 9:51:32pm | losers |
| Friday, January 28th, 2005 9:50:15pm | test |
| Sunday, November 21st, 2004 11:05:04am | T & A, where have you gone? |
| Tuesday, November 16th, 2004 4:53:52pm | Writing is for bitches. |
| Tuesday, November 16th, 2004 4:53:29pm | Writing is for bitches. |
| Monday, November 15th, 2004 10:37:13am | Fine art - by Pat Robertson |
| Friday, November 12th, 2004 5:36:24pm | I did |
| Friday, November 12th, 2004 1:34:20pm | Now it is |
| Wednesday, November 10th, 2004 10:10:20pm | Adam, is that YOU? |
| Wednesday, November 10th, 2004 10:10:09pm | Adam, is that YOU? |
| Tuesday, November 9th, 2004 8:09:11pm | Buddha has a posse |
| Tuesday, November 9th, 2004 11:28:41am | re: re: re: dear god i want to be |
| Monday, November 8th, 2004 4:03:49pm | re: re: dear god i want to be |
| Monday, November 8th, 2004 2:14:43pm | re: dear god i want to be |
| Sunday, November 7th, 2004 9:01:23pm | dear god i want to be |
| Sunday, November 7th, 2004 4:25:10pm | it would be funny... |
| Friday, November 5th, 2004 7:57:56pm | re: All Done! |
| Friday, November 5th, 2004 12:48:30pm | All done! |
| Friday, November 5th, 2004 10:19:40am | Lincoln's beard is SO sexy |
| Friday, November 5th, 2004 10:13:17am | Did you ever notice that |
| Friday, November 5th, 2004 12:12:55am | join the culture war |
| Thursday, November 4th, 2004 7:32:37pm | happy birthday to me |
| Thursday, November 4th, 2004 11:10:41am | how big is it? |
| Thursday, November 4th, 2004 12:23:37am | Whooo Haa! |
| Thursday, November 4th, 2004 12:16:10am | kerry edwards song |
| Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004 3:26:55pm | Please? |
| Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004 2:49:01pm | re: argh |
| Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004 12:24:12pm | argh |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 5:17:40pm | She was hot |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 5:16:08pm | I'm still a good person, aren't I? |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 4:45:37pm | re: Arundhati Roy |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 2:36:20pm | The Returns suck |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 2:35:26pm | manhandling phospholipid |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 2:27:58pm | Election day |
| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 2:04:00pm | Nipples |
| Monday, November 1st, 2004 8:11:05pm | comfort |
| Monday, November 1st, 2004 5:41:04pm | as a... |
| Monday, November 1st, 2004 2:01:52pm | Response to last rant |
| Sunday, October 31st, 2004 2:12:15pm | what not to say when you're 56 points behind your opponent. |
| Wednesday, October 27th, 2004 3:50:08pm | Shiver me timbers |
| Thursday, October 21st, 2004 10:50:14am | on a scale of rat to urine |
| Tuesday, October 19th, 2004 9:35:34pm | re:Limericks |
| Tuesday, October 19th, 2004 4:47:48pm | Limericks |
| Sunday, October 17th, 2004 4:50:59pm | kerry edwards |
| Sunday, October 17th, 2004 5:16:44am | Hello from Latuff |
| Saturday, October 16th, 2004 12:28:52am | On the nature of the universe |
| Friday, October 15th, 2004 7:33:43pm | re: Wow |
| Friday, October 15th, 2004 2:25:25pm | re: Lois Lane vs. my ass |
| Friday, October 15th, 2004 1:34:52pm | Wow |
| Thursday, October 14th, 2004 4:33:28pm | on rational man (cont.) |
| Thursday, October 14th, 2004 4:32:50pm | on rational man (cont.) |
| Thursday, October 14th, 2004 4:32:09pm | on rational man (cont.) |
| Thursday, October 14th, 2004 4:30:39pm | on rational man |
| Thursday, October 14th, 2004 12:48:50pm | Dear Ballistic Helmet |
| Wednesday, October 13th, 2004 12:20:07am | but john |
| Monday, October 11th, 2004 8:24:14pm | the relief of a good dump |
| Wednesday, October 6th, 2004 2:46:19pm | Write a rant |
| Saturday, September 25th, 2004 9:29:25pm | Failure |
| Saturday, September 25th, 2004 2:00:27pm | oh well... |
| Friday, September 24th, 2004 9:33:20pm | crap. |
| Thursday, September 23rd, 2004 7:52:12pm | re: Masturbating is gross. |
| Thursday, September 23rd, 2004 7:09:15pm | re: Masturbating is gross |
| Thursday, September 23rd, 2004 11:19:35am | Masturbating is gross. |
| Monday, September 20th, 2004 7:31:38pm | Rules of the road |
| Sunday, September 19th, 2004 9:50:19am | Sunday morning wish |
| Friday, September 17th, 2004 11:04:36pm | happy birthday to me. |
| Friday, September 17th, 2004 4:52:18pm | Techno |
| Thursday, September 16th, 2004 9:14:55pm | re: luv |
| Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 11:22:17pm | luv |
| Sunday, September 12th, 2004 3:35:29pm | $%*#^!` mailing list |
| Friday, September 10th, 2004 5:37:58pm | the art of not getting caught |
| Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 7:29:17pm | re:re: self |
| Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 12:35:11am | re: self |
| Friday, September 3rd, 2004 8:56:07pm | re: self |
| Friday, September 3rd, 2004 3:24:11pm | re: Love |
| Friday, September 3rd, 2004 11:51:22am | Love is a many-splendoured thing |
| Friday, September 3rd, 2004 11:51:11am | [no title] |
| Wednesday, September 1st, 2004 6:27:51am | self-pitying insomniac rant |
| Wednesday, September 1st, 2004 6:11:21am | Don't make me come over there. |
| Sunday, August 29th, 2004 6:52:48pm | Re: If I had a dollar... |
| Saturday, August 28th, 2004 2:52:09pm | Arundhati Roy |
| Friday, August 27th, 2004 3:46:53pm | it's hot |
| Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 6:29:35pm | re:donate |
| Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 6:00:46pm | elect the police state |
| Monday, August 23rd, 2004 5:56:49pm | re: ballistichelemt.com |
| Monday, August 23rd, 2004 11:32:14am | re: ballistichelmet.com |
| Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 2:23:03pm | ballistichelmet.com |
| Thursday, August 19th, 2004 8:43:45pm | top word searches that brought up ballistic helmet |
| Thursday, August 19th, 2004 11:42:44am | donate |
| Friday, August 13th, 2004 10:43:55am | this is a rant |
| Monday, August 9th, 2004 4:17:16pm | [no title] |
| Friday, August 6th, 2004 1:51:52pm | threat level |
| Thursday, August 5th, 2004 10:23:41pm | re: I'm not the only one. |
| Thursday, August 5th, 2004 10:22:13pm | Lois Lane vs. my ass |
| Thursday, August 5th, 2004 10:07:55pm | I'm not the only one. |
| Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004 3:26:21pm | today |
| Monday, August 2nd, 2004 11:10:47pm | re: shut down this site (i am the original poster) |
| Thursday, July 29th, 2004 8:51:09pm | there ain't no devil; that's just God when he's drunk. |
| Thursday, July 29th, 2004 1:23:09pm | Re:shut down the site(origional poster) |
| Tuesday, July 27th, 2004 3:06:05pm | re: all of it |
| Tuesday, July 27th, 2004 11:57:38am | Fuck Business Attire |
| Monday, July 26th, 2004 7:49:38pm | all of it |
| Monday, July 26th, 2004 12:08:58am | there are |
| Monday, July 19th, 2004 4:52:14pm | No way |
| Wednesday, July 14th, 2004 6:13:14pm | quatorze juillet |
| Tuesday, July 13th, 2004 7:08:57pm | reason to build a shaws |
| Friday, July 9th, 2004 5:44:54pm | biker jokes |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 8:38:26pm | re: funny |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 8:06:09pm | re:re:re:shut down this site |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 7:40:17pm | funny |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 7:38:24pm | funny |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 5:46:50pm | re: re: shut down this site |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 2:04:36pm | re: shut down this site |
| Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 8:50:50pm | What? |
| Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 8:47:41pm | re:shut down this site |
| Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 7:06:30pm | shut down this site |
| Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 4:28:05pm | all the broken love birds |
| Sunday, July 4th, 2004 11:36:33am | POPPY cock |
| Thursday, July 1st, 2004 5:35:53pm | for the last time |
| Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 11:51:04pm | the thunder pokes holes in my brain tonight |
| Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 5:53:35pm | awaiting results |
| Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 5:23:36pm | re:phish |
| Saturday, June 26th, 2004 8:00:11pm | If I had a dollar... |
| Saturday, June 26th, 2004 7:55:34pm | I have a problem |
| Saturday, June 26th, 2004 7:40:20pm | Rats, Cups and men with brooms. |
| Friday, June 25th, 2004 5:47:02pm | self-pleasure/ abu grahaib |
| Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004 8:37:49pm | I got some school spirit |
| Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004 4:57:04pm | If I had a dollar... |
| Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 5:08:41pm | phish |
| Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 1:19:46pm | weakening (further proof) |
| Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 1:18:03pm | weakening (lemma) |
| Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 1:15:30pm | re: the problem with postcards |
| Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 8:55:17am | the problem with postcards |
| Sunday, June 20th, 2004 5:16:12pm | more idiots |
| Saturday, June 19th, 2004 5:52:39pm | Belmont and 30th, 9 am |
| Saturday, June 19th, 2004 3:02:31pm | again? |
| Saturday, June 19th, 2004 1:45:22pm | leisure |
| Friday, June 18th, 2004 8:11:03pm | gods |
| Friday, June 18th, 2004 8:05:25pm | there was this man |
| Friday, June 18th, 2004 7:56:03pm | voting |
| Thursday, June 17th, 2004 8:38:24pm | there was this one time... |
| Thursday, June 17th, 2004 8:14:47pm | assholes |
| Sunday, March 7th, 2004 2:12:27am | fuck an ass shit |
| Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:28:07 -0500 | Re: George W. |
| Thu, 5 Feb 2004 15:11:19 -0500 | George W. |
| Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:12:59 -0500 | e v e r y t h i n g i s f i n e. E s p e ci a ll y n o w. |
| Wed, 4 Feb 2004 14:39:22 -0500 | Problems with printer (HP DeskJet 970Cse) |
| Wed, 4 Feb 2004 12:27:00 -0500 | Jurriaan |
| Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:35:32 -0500 | lipstick |
| Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:34:34 -0500 | I MADE YOU A CARD |
| Tue, 3 Feb 2004 16:03:03 -0500 | it's all about what you pay attention to |
| Tue, 3 Feb 2004 15:46:59 -0500 | peace protestors |
| Mon, 2 Feb 2004 19:22:28 -0500 | 10 THESES ON THE FUTURE OF COMEDY |
| Mon, 2 Feb 2004 17:47:35 -0500 | Buddha was right |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 22:50:48 -0500 | penis vs. vagina |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 22:48:08 -0500 | Prayer from the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 14:13:56 -0500 | alone |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 11:04:41 -0500 | i like |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 04:33:17 -0500 | and beautiful fucked me |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 03:12:08 -0500 | i fucked beautiful! |
| Sun, 1 Feb 2004 02:59:34 -0500 | fuck i'm beautiful |
| Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:51:23 -0500 | there all gonna laugh at you |
| Sat, 31 Jan 2004 21:08:05 -0500 | i only trust... |
| Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:32:34 -0500 | and the sign said |
| Sat, 31 Jan 2004 15:46:06 -0500 | re: all of this |
| Fri, 30 Jan 2004 16:06:48 -0500 | the game is over |
| Fri, 30 Jan 2004 12:41:06 -0500 | Fucking Hostile |
| Fri, 30 Jan 2004 08:16:59 -0500 | THE DUDEMAN |
| Fri, 30 Jan 2004 08:15:30 -0500 | re: doesn't get less Gay than that! |
| Thu, 29 Jan 2004 20:02:58 -0500 | doesn't get less Gay than that! |
| Wed, 28 Jan 2004 19:04:16 -0500 | re: hello my name is jeff |
| Wed, 28 Jan 2004 18:56:37 -0500 | re: UVM DUDEMAN WILL KICK YOUR ASS |
| Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:38:54 -0500 | re: hello my name is Jeff |
| Tue, 27 Jan 2004 21:36:22 -0500 | they tell me you are not hip... |
| Tue, 27 Jan 2004 20:55:12 -0500 | Kerry |
| Tue, 27 Jan 2004 19:02:44 -0500 | Hello my name is jeff |
| Tue, 27 Jan 2004 08:40:55 -0500 | re: UVM DUDEMAN WILL KICK YOUR ASS |
| Mon, 26 Jan 2004 23:31:51 -0500 | UVMDUDEMAN WILL KICK YOUR ASS |
| Mon, 26 Jan 2004 22:42:54 -0500 | random intervals |
| Mon, 26 Jan 2004 22:35:08 -0500 | this |
| Mon, 26 Jan 2004 16:13:59 -0500 | daily affirmation |
| Sun, 25 Jan 2004 17:08:22 -0500 | when i go shopping... |
| Sun, 25 Jan 2004 09:04:41 -0500 | spiderman: a child of hegel |
| Sat, 24 Jan 2004 17:52:16 -0500 | arctic |
| Sat, 24 Jan 2004 17:40:38 -0500 | WMD |
| Fri, 23 Jan 2004 17:26:43 -0500 | obligations |
| Fri, 23 Jan 2004 10:23:55 -0500 | daily affirmation |
| Fri, 23 Jan 2004 05:15:26 -0500 | insomnia and penance |
| Thu, 22 Jan 2004 21:34:14 -0500 | in case you were wondering... |
| Thu, 22 Jan 2004 21:20:23 -0500 | just shut the hell up |
| Thu, 22 Jan 2004 21:15:45 -0500 | if i had a lot of time on my hands |
| Thu, 22 Jan 2004 18:27:55 -0500 | Artists |
| Wed, 21 Jan 2004 19:00:23 -0500 | keep me in your heart for a while |
| Wed, 21 Jan 2004 14:16:55 -0500 | i like to record |
| Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:16:51 -0500 | satte of the uoinn |
| Tue, 20 Jan 2004 13:27:11 -0500 | away message |
| Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:05:01 -0500 | Fuck Iowa |
| Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:06:14 -0500 | herb |
| Mon, 19 Jan 2004 13:32:54 -0500 | further thoughts on un-creative writing, the shit left behind |
| Mon, 19 Jan 2004 13:23:23 -0500 | re:un-creative writing |
| Sun, 18 Jan 2004 15:50:30 -0500 | a curious distance |
| Thu, 15 Jan 2004 23:17:14 -0500 | re: Would I fuck Madonna? |
| Thu, 15 Jan 2004 20:38:56 -0500 | re: the fresh herbs |
| Thu, 15 Jan 2004 20:38:45 -0500 | re: the fresh herbs |
| Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:02:56 -0500 | Re: the fresh herbs |
| Thu, 15 Jan 2004 16:01:52 -0500 | the people who write these rants... |
| Thu, 15 Jan 2004 09:59:43 -0500 | re: Would I fuck Madonna? |
| Tue, 13 Jan 2004 19:52:21 -0500 | accidental conversations with strangers are fun |
| Tue, 13 Jan 2004 15:16:53 -0500 | Tyrone's Mom |
| Tue, 13 Jan 2004 11:20:11 -0500 | re: free advice |
| Tue, 13 Jan 2004 11:15:38 -0500 | Would I fuck Madonna? |
| Tue, 13 Jan 2004 09:26:35 -0500 | re: free advice |
| Tue, 13 Jan 2004 09:25:39 -0500 | universe people |
| Mon, 12 Jan 2004 22:26:58 -0500 | vodka and scrabble |
| Mon, 12 Jan 2004 17:50:29 -0500 | hey ass clowns |
| Mon, 12 Jan 2004 16:34:07 -0500 | I thought people in vt believed in fucked up shit |
| Mon, 12 Jan 2004 10:08:16 -0500 | free advice |
| Fri, 9 Jan 2004 19:30:40 -0500 | Alcohol |
| Fri, 9 Jan 2004 19:24:24 -0500 | Consequences |
| Fri, 9 Jan 2004 14:49:38 -0500 | Re: A question for those who are sexually active |
| Thu, 8 Jan 2004 21:30:29 -0500 | Breaking News: Bush to Announce Manned Mission to Mars |
| Thu, 8 Jan 2004 15:28:57 -0500 | A question for those who are sexually active |
| Thu, 8 Jan 2004 13:09:41 -0500 | Re: zine ideas |
| Thu, 8 Jan 2004 10:38:33 -0500 | Re: Velma was kinda sexy |
| Thu, 8 Jan 2004 09:38:27 -0500 | Re: 2004 Fundraising |
| Wed, 7 Jan 2004 23:27:48 -0500 | effort |
| Wed, 7 Jan 2004 11:04:46 -0500 | Re: Velma was kinda sexy |
| Wed, 7 Jan 2004 10:58:40 -0500 | Crooner's Lament |
| Tue, 6 Jan 2004 15:08:52 -0500 | RE: My life is sucking goats balls |
| Tue, 6 Jan 2004 13:51:14 -0500 | Velma was kinda sexy |
| Sun, 4 Jan 2004 15:27:05 -0500 | Naomi Watts has perfect tits |
| Sun, 4 Jan 2004 12:06:32 -0500 | what if he died? |
| Sat, 3 Jan 2004 20:08:42 -0500 | temporal dislocation |
| Sat, 3 Jan 2004 15:17:12 -0500 | My life is sucking goats balls |
| Sat, 27 Dec 2003 18:26:00 -0500 | Lester Bangs corporate rock star whores |
| Sat, 27 Dec 2003 15:46:09 -0500 | re: You're all Fucking Idiots |
| Fri, 26 Dec 2003 19:42:29 -0500 | knowing what you like is 4/3 of the solution |
| Fri, 26 Dec 2003 05:07:23 -0500 | you are all fucking idiots II |
| Fri, 26 Dec 2003 05:05:17 -0500 | you are all fucking idiots |
| Wed, 24 Dec 2003 14:59:21 -0500 | The economy is looking up. |
| Tue, 23 Dec 2003 23:30:38 -0500 | Domo...domo...DOMO |
| Tue, 23 Dec 2003 21:28:56 -0500 | it's that time of year |
| Mon, 22 Dec 2003 20:54:42 -0500 | africa |
| Fri, 19 Dec 2003 19:58:13 -0500 | un-creative writing class |
| Thu, 18 Dec 2003 23:04:40 -0500 | is |
| Thu, 18 Dec 2003 22:17:20 -0500 | scratch the itch |
| Thu, 18 Dec 2003 22:15:58 -0500 | re: too early for beer |
| Thu, 18 Dec 2003 14:30:40 -0500 | still too early for beer |
| Wed, 17 Dec 2003 20:11:21 -0500 | It's 8 o'clock |
| Wed, 17 Dec 2003 19:56:43 -0500 | fuck |
| Wed, 17 Dec 2003 19:43:28 -0500 | fatasses |
| Wed, 17 Dec 2003 16:43:48 -0500 | I'm not shy, I just hate you. |
| Tue, 16 Dec 2003 17:26:54 -0500 | dissatisfaction with the whole damn thing |
| Tue, 16 Dec 2003 10:13:57 -0500 | STOP TALKING ABOUT ANAL |
| Mon, 15 Dec 2003 19:04:34 -0500 | the best part |
| Mon, 15 Dec 2003 15:12:33 -0500 | Re: re: fucking men |
| Mon, 15 Dec 2003 14:39:34 -0500 | re: huh |
| Mon, 15 Dec 2003 14:35:51 -0500 | re: rapid growth of the id |
| Mon, 15 Dec 2003 09:53:50 -0500 | re: fucking men |
| Sun, 14 Dec 2003 13:07:10 -0500 | rapid growth of the id |
| Sun, 14 Dec 2003 00:42:34 -0500 | huh |
| Sun, 14 Dec 2003 00:41:19 -0500 | fucking men |
| Sat, 13 Dec 2003 10:40:18 -0500 | ameliorate |
| Fri, 12 Dec 2003 20:11:32 -0500 | if i was a ruler |
| Fri, 12 Dec 2003 20:04:22 -0500 | i built one |
| Thu, 11 Dec 2003 12:49:26 -0500 |